Disclaimer: The playground is by Rumiko Takahashi, I'm only swinging on the monkey bars. Remember to leave the grounds cleaner than you found them and please don't feed the Trolls. This story is archived at http://www.kawaiikunee.com/slp/ Release 1.0 (Dec. 07, 2000) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Ranma and Akane: A Love Story Side Arc 3: Interconnections Part A: Small Victories ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Author's Note: This was originally supposed to go into chapter 6, but after looking at it I realized that it didn't at all belong there. This story takes place, mostly, on the day after Chapter 5 and Part A of Chapter 6, in the afternoon. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- It had developed that there _was_ a team sport that Ranma could be persuaded to pay attention to. Although it was ... ah ... _surprising_ ... what role she chose to play. But, when you considered it properly, there was just something _right_ about it. Baseball (Ranma sneered at the very idea of softball) is one of the most team oriented of games, and yet the pitcher is one of the two players on the field who are in _individual_ competition. Akane speculated that the paradox was sufficiently amusing to Ranma that she was inclined to savor it. Which did not make her sliders any easier to hit, of course, but there you go. Ranma had engaged to train the school girl's (once softball, now recast into a harder mold) baseball team in sufficient mastery of the game that any lack of athletic ability could be compensated for by skill. This seemed to involve pitches that did everything but go straight, making a baseball go precisely through a six inch hoop that could be moved about, theoretical lectures on the science of hitting and other such esoterica. It wasn't _quite_ martial arts, but it came close. Which was not by any means the weirdest thing about the new Furinkan Swords. Probably the weirdest thing was a little appreciated quirk in their all-purpose coach's mental makeup. It was to be expected that someone with such an appreciation for the science of the game would also be a fan, an otaku, even. But most people would have guessed Ranma to favor the Tokyo Giants, or perhaps their arch-rivals, the Hiroshima Carp. Or possibly a local team, if she had lived in that area long. Of course, Ranma had lived in America for a while, so an American team wasn't _too_ strange. But still. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- "The Chicago Cubs?? Ranchan, they're _lousy_." "They are _not_!" "And _when_ was the last time they even got _into_ the Series?" "Ummm. 1945, what's _that_ got to do with it?" Akane stared, open-mouthed. Ranma grinned, suddenly. "Okay, I admit you have a point. But you haven't grasped the tao of the True Cubs Fan." "You're all nuts?" Akane snickered, then attempted to dodge the twhap. (Unsuccessfully, it must be noted.) "The Cubs Fan," Ranma explained patiently, "is the True Fan, undistracted by unworthy considerations of temporary success or failure. Okay, they may have lost the last six series they got into, but there's another thing you're forgetting." "Oh?" Akane was the picture of wide-eyed innocence, "What's that, Ranchan?" "For the Cubs Fan," Ranma winked, "as for no other, there is _always_ a next year!" "Ranchan?" "Yeah?" "You're weird." "Yeah, so?" "I just thought I'd mention it." ----------------------------------------------------------------------- And life goes on. In this case, life included a practice session for the team, and a small competition. To be specific, Sensei Fujikana, the Furinkan PE department head, boy's PE teacher, and coach of the Furinkan (Boy's) Baseball Team (the Furinkan Blue Thunderclouds (Tatewaki's influence had spread far within the school, to his present embarrassment)), while respecting Ranma's athletic prowess, had differed strongly with her training philosophy. Fujikana-sensei agreed with Ranma that spirit could overcome mere physical power (this view is, after all, nearly holy writ in Japan), but strongly disagreed that mere trickiness (as he put it) could overcome a firm grounding in the basic elements of the game. Further, he _strongly_ objected to the theory that 'his' team would be outdone in spirit by a team both new and untried (and he carefully _did not_ say, made up of girls). Finally, (his white mustache bristled) since Ranma's 'unconventional' training regimen would surely ruin the girls' grasp of those aforesaid basic skills (Which, he reiterated, were both the _minimum_ with which any player might be expected to approach the game, and the most impor- tant skills such a player might own. That was, he humphed, _why_ they were the _basic_ skills, after all.) they might otherwise have attain- ed; thereby ensure their humiliating defeat at the hands of any team that might have _properly_ studied the basics; _thereby_ ruin their morale and destroy what spirit they possessed; and _thereby_ and finally render it impossible (he shook a finger at Ranma) for them to return to being what they had previously been, viz: a reasonably good _softball_ team. And _therefor_ (he waved his arms wildly) he objected strongly, yes, he objected in the strongest of possible terms to this ill-considered, visionary, untraditional, .... Ranma had patted the old man gently on the shoulder and proposed a small contest. The teams would play a restricted portion of a game: three innings. Each would use one of their starters, picked at random from a selection which the opposing coaches would offer. Three innings would allow time for at least one trip through the order for each side. The results would then be analyzed and discussed. Ranma herself, of course, as coach and trainer, would only participate from the bench. Akane, as much more athletic than the other girls and (in fact) boys as well, would be restricted to catching. Implicit in the agreement was the understanding that the Swords would at least hold their own, or have their status as a _baseball_ team revoked. Ranma had added her own dose of encouragement in a private team meeting. Going back to being a softball team, in addition to humiliating them and disappointing Ranma personally, would require them to give up doing PE in pants and go back to bloomers. Implicit in _that_ piece of information was that Ranma also would be required to go back to bloomers. And would, therefor, Be Unhappy with the miscreants responsible. Akane hadn't even needed to glower at the time. That had been before a trip to Hell and a difficult night. Akane asked Ranma privately if she should, for the team's sake, bench herself. Ranma had asked her if _she_ felt it would be wise. Akane had glared back, which caused Ranma to smirk. Then Akane had looked down at her clasped hands and _considered_, as Ranma had known she would have to. On the one hand, she was by far the best and most effective athlete on the team, after Ranma herself. True, she was not in the absolute best of shape, but she was not even close to being sufficiently weary to affect _that_ assessment. Also, she was as motivated to win and preserve the team as anyone. More, really; losing would put a black mark on her personal copybook, and, worse, on her sensei and beloved's. On the other hand, Ranma had taken _herself_ out. Why had she done that? Well, Akane could rule out not wanting to win. And Ranma could probably win the game by herself, so why .... Oh. Duh. She had taken herself out because winning the game wasn't the point. The task was retaining the team status, and everyone already knew that Ranma could win the game, so that would prove nothing about how well she could train the rest of the team. Which was the point. Right. So. Would leaving herself in cast more doubt on Ranma's training methods, or would taking herself out be worse? Taking herself out could call things into question, too, after all, although her recent ordeal and triumph certainly offered a good excuse. But she _could_ still be a factor, and as a catcher she wouldn't be nearly so obvious. Hmm. Difficult decision. What to do? Okay, she now had a tool that should let her do things like that. Ranma had given it to her just last night. She closed her eyes, and fell into a rainbow. Walking down a set of mental stairs and opening a mental door, she went to the big chair and sat down, turning around to the desk and taking up the book. Briefly, she chewed her lip; which page should she use? Decision was sudden; Ranma was trying to get her to do something, there was a lesson to be learned. If she could understand what lesson Ranma wanted to teach her, then she would understand what she should do. She ran her hand caressingly over the soft leather that sheathed the cover-boards, and opened the book to the page marked 'Akane'. After regarding it gravely for a few moments, she turned to the page inscribed 'Ranma' and regarded it likewise. Then she closed the book and laid it down and sank back into the well-cushioned chair with a slight, peaceful smile and closed her eyes. When she opened them again, she sat forward, smiling broadly. It was simple in the end. Beyond concerns for winning or her reputation as a sensei, Ranma was concerned for the team that she was raising up. It was something of a gamble, but this was a contest that the team must win for itself. Putting the stars on the line would tend to attract attention away from the team's quality, where it belonged. Akane grinned wryly as she considered a pile of notes threatening to cover her desk; it really was wisest for a Martial Artist to keep her head down and blend into the background. Feeling virtuous, she got up from the chair and stretched. Then she closed her eyes. When she opened them again, she was looking down into Ranma's cerulean serenity. "Yes, Ranchan," she said quietly, "I _do_ think it would be wise. For the team's sake." The smile Ranma returned was not wry at all; a great, proud beam fol- lowed by a slight bow (barely above a nod, but special to Akane anyway). As Akane followed Ranma out to the dugout to mark up the roster, she wondered if sufficient happiness could make you float away. Or only feel like it. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Time is relative. This isn't actually a restatement of General or Special Relativity, although it should be. This fact aside, however, the relative nature of experienced time remains unchallenged. A night out for dinner and dancing can fly past in the blink of an eye. Three innings of baseball can take forever. Oh Mary, this London's a wonderful sight, With people here working by day and by night. They don't sow potatoes nor barley nor wheat But there's gangs of them diggin' for gold in the street. Or, at least, when I asked them that's what I was told So I just took a hand at this diggin' for gold; But for all that I've found there, I might as well be Where the Mountains of Mourne sweep down to the sea. Ranma was singing quietly as she sat on the bench. From her demeanor, she might have been waiting for a train. As she sang, she held a blank of glass about eight inches by three inches by an inch in her right hand. In her left hand she held a rock, which she was engaged in running over the glass, almost as though she were whittling, except much more slowly. It made a soft grinding sound. Akane, sitting next to her and carefully refraining from chewing on her fingernails, found both the noise and the singing soothing. The game had been a strain from the card-draw that had established the starting pitchers. The Blue Thunderclouds had drawn their ace pitcher, Asakami Sanetada, while the Swords had drawn Morioka Nozomi, who was perhaps third best among Ranma's prospects at that position. Ranma had greeted the results of the draw with the faintest of hidden smirks. Akane doubted that anyone but she would have been able to observe it, and hoped that her friend's confidence was not misplaced. Akane had carefully not chewed her fingernails as the Blue Thunder- clouds stood to bat, but Ranma had merely begun singing quietly. Throughout the game she had continued, switching songs from time to time, but all of them rather slow, sweet things in some weird accent of English. I believe that when writin' a wish you expressed As to how the fine ladies of London are dressed. Well if you believe me, when asked to a ball They don't wear no tops to their dresses at all. Oh, I've seen them myself and you could not, in thrath Say if they were bound for a ball, or a bath, Don't be startin' them fashions now, Mary Machree, Where the Mountains of Mourne sweep down to the sea. Initially, results were mixed. Nozomi had struggled with control somewhat in the first inning, allowing second baseman Takenuma Masaki a single on a slider that didn't break and walking first baseman Kiyoshima Taro on five pitches before giving up a double to third baseman Iwada Tadao that scored one run and was stopped from scoring two only by a brilliant carom-play off the right-field corner by Swords right fielder Muraki Asami, whose equally brilliant rainbow throw to third base(wo)man Okatsuka Satoko nearly caught Kiyoshima, who slid into third just under the tag. But then Nozomi had buckled down, forcing Thunderclouds catcher Akamura Yoshifumi into a sharp grounder to Swords shortstop Tatabayashi Etsuko, who looked Kiyoshima back to third before throwing to Uchimoto Rieko at first for the out. Kiyoshima tagged and scored when Thunderclouds right fielder Ishita Shigeaki rapped a long, high fly ball to Asami in right on a two and two pitch just low and right of the plate. Nozomi then struck out Thunderclouds center fielder Kurojima Toshiharu on a cut fastball outside, a slider inside, a breaking ball just off the plate outside fouled to the left, another breaking ball a little further off the plate taken for a ball and a final vicious two arc curveball that slid down the center of the plate as though it was running on a wire and froze the hapless Kurojima where he stood. The Sword's half of the inning began with their shortstop Etsuko, who took two balls and a called strike before sharply rapping the next pitch between Takenuma and Kiyoshima for a single. By far the fastest runner in the swords who was not Akane or Ranma, Etsuko waited for two pitches to the Swords center fielder Nakauchi Manami by Asakami, (a breaking ball outside and a hard fastball for a swinging strike) before stealing second base a foot and a half ahead of the throw from Thunderclouds catcher Akamura. Manami had swung in the vicinity of the ball to break the rhythm of Akamura's play and was therefor down 1 to 2. She adjusted to a defensive swing and fouled off three pitches from Asakami before finally looping a low fly to the charging Thunderclouds left fielder Aosaki Tetsuyuki, who snared the ball perhaps thirty feet too short for a disappointed Etsuko to reach third. Asakami started Swords third baser Satoko with a fastball on the outside edge of the plate that she fouled into the Thundercloud dugout. He followed up the advantage with a slider away that sped past Satoko's reaching bat for strike two. Satoko walked away from the batter's box in a frustrated circle and bopped herself gently on the helmet with her bat. As she returned to the circle she gave the Thunderclouds' pitcher and catcher a searching appraisal and decided to work a gamble. As Asakami went into the stretch, Satoko set herself and waited on a hard fastball down the middle. It came, and returned on a smoking low line drive that spat past Thunderclouds shortstop Higashiita Shuichi and into center field. Etsuko was sprinting for third from the crack of the bat. As she passed the base, Swords third base coach Tahayashi Maya (a year older than most of the rest of the team, and more intellectual than athletic) waved her enthusiastically to the plate. In center field Kurojima sped for the ball. Still smarting from the strikeout in the top half of the inning, he came up intending a hard throw to home plate, but immediately saw that Etsuko was thirty feet past third base already and swallowed his pride to throw to Takenuma midway between second and first to hold Satako to a single. Somewhat shaken and more respectful, Asakami prepared to pitch to the Swords first baseperson, Reiko. That individual narrowed her eyes as she took her practice swings in the batter's box, and decided to try a surprise bunt. The results of this combination of strategies was mixed. On the one hand, Reiko did get the bunt down fair, sending Satako on a full run for second. On the other hand, the hard, high fastball that she bunted bounced immediately off the plate and up in a great arc, unfortunately directly to Higashiita, standing with his foot on second base, and came quickly enough to beat Satako there. After that, the double play was mere detail. You remember young Peter O'Loughlin of course Well now he is here at the head of the Force. I met him today, I was crossing the Strand And he stopped all the traffic with a wave of his hand. And there we stood talking of days that are gone While the whole population of London looked on; But for all these great powers, he's wishful, like me To be back where the dark Mourne sweeps down to the sea. The second inning started poorly for the Thunderclouds, as the lower (and hence, less successful offensively) part of their order was scheduled to come to the plate. Higashiita, batting seventh, took a leaf from the Swords' own book and reached base barely ahead of Etsuko's cross-diamond throw on a swinging bunt. But left fielder Aosaki Tetsuyuki and Asakami (as pitcher, batting in the ninth slot) were retired by Nozomi on four pitches each; Aosaki grounding to first and advancing Higashiita to second and Asakami striking out. Nozomi, encouraged threw a cut fastball for a called strike on Takenuma, and dropped a breaking ball past a wild swing for strike two. But her next four pitches were fouled off, and then two sliders outside went by for balls. Grimly, Nozomi shook off signs from her catcher Mizuyama Namie, holding out for a curve ball. Finally, and with some trepidation, Namie called for the pitch Nozomi wanted to throw. Takenuma's swing was flat across, and it snapped the hapless ball on a long line drive to left field where a racing Tawashimo Yumiko, the Swords left fielder, ran it down with a flat dive that just barely caught up, near the warning track and almost to center field. Brushing off her brow with silent relief, Nozomi went to the bench. Yumiko, first up in the inning for the Swords, trotted to the batter's box with some exuberance. Asakami looked upon her with little favor, starting her with a high fastball, at which she swung with no result. Another fastball followed, taken for a ball. Two more fastball's followed, fouled off on a defensive swing and taken high. Hissing with frustration, Akamura called for a slider, which missed badly outside. Two more grooved fastballs were fouled off, before Akamura called for a pitch off-speed, which was returned to very shallow left field, blooped over the head of a scrambling Higashiita at shortstop. Bashisaka Ikuko, playing second base and batting second in the inning for the Swords, rapped a sharp groundball up the first base foul line on the first pitch. Yumiko, who was running on the pitch, reached second just ahead of Kyoshima's throw to Takenuma, sliding in under the tag to avoid the double play. Asami, next up in the inning, hoped that two good defensive plays would translate into offensive success. Hoping to out-think the Swords, Akamura called for a breaking ball to start, which Asakami delivered for a strike. He followed it with a slider for a ball, another for a swinging strike, and a curveball high for ball two. Hoping that the desired mind-set had been established, Akamura called for a fastball on the inner half. Asami hammered it down into the dirt, skipping in a high bounce that brought Thunderclouds thir baseman Iwada charging in. Yumiko advanced to third as there was no-one there to stop her, and Asami sped down the line, barely reaching first ahead of the throw. With one out and runners at first and third, Asakami became more defensive, running the count on Namie to 2 and 2 and forcing the Swords catcher to foul of several pitches with defensive swings. A last attempt at an Out Pitch, a cut fastball at the knees inside, was pushed into a weak dribble that spun off the plate and came back to Akamura, who looked Yumiko into a scrambling slide back to third base before throwing Namie out at first. Nozomi, batting ninth in the order and next in the inning, was acutely aware of her offensive shortcomings. Determined to make them work for the out, however, she prepared for short, defensive swings from the beginning. The tactic was remarkably successful, drawing Asakami into a fifteen pitch battle that only ended when Nozomi took a curveball, which proved itself, once again, to have been just outside the strike zone. Her walk to first base was marked by applause from both benches, and all the spectators. Ranma stopped singing briefly to yell a few words of congratulation, and Akane jumped up and down, whooping. Asakami merely grimaced. Etsuko, walking to the plate for the second time, told herself that she would have to be careful. And she was, but not careful enough, forced to foul off fastball after fastball until one popped up the line to first base and Kyoshima caught it foul by perhaps eight feet. On their way back to the dugout for their gloves, both Etsuko and Reiko both hung their heads, and neither would meet the other's eye. Nozomi caught them just as they left the dugout and slapped them on the back, whispering that they were still in the game and that the Thunderclouds would gain no more runs this game. There's beautiful girls here --- Oh, never you mind --- With beautiful shapes nature never designed. And lovely complexions all roses and cream, But O'Loughlin remarked with regard to the same That if at those roses you venture to sip The colors might all come away on your lip So I'll wait for the wild rose that's waitin' for me Where the Mountains of Mourne sweep down to the sea. And they didn't. Kiyoshima struck out on a replay of the curve-ball that had frozen Kurojima in the first inning and Iwada flyed out to Manami, ten feet inside the track in center field. Akamura presented a brief threat, singling sharply on the ground over second base on the third pitch, and then stealing second ahead of Namie's throw. But the threat was erased when Ishita, struggling with a steady diet of vicious curve-balls and sliders, popped to Etsuko, who snagged the ball out of the air with nigh-vindictive glee. Defensive success, however, still left the Swords behind, two to one, and Manami, batting first in the inning, set to work. On the fourth pitch, a three and one fastball just high, she got around to send a low line drive just between Higashiita at short and Iwada at third, the ball flying too low and fast for either to react until it was by them into left. Satoko, up next, waited two pitches to turn on a fastball, but was fooled by its height and hit it off the bottom of the bat, sending it rolling slowly down to first, where Kiyoshima scooped it up before tagging her as she passed, Manami advancing to second without hindrance. Reiko, smarting from the double play she hit into in the first inning, concentrated on lifting the ball, and hammered the fourth pitch Asakami showed her (a 2 and 1 hard slider) deep to the gap between left and center field, where it barely evaded the diving grasp of Thunderclouds left fielder Aosaki. But good positioning by the center fielder Kurojima played the bounce off the wall and relayed it to Takenuma, running across the infield towards third, preventing Manami, who had been forced to wait and see if the ball would be caught, from advancing past third base. This left a difficult situation for Yumiko, for if she hit into the double play opened up by the first and third situation, she would end the game with the Swords still down by a run. This meant that she must hit defensively, focusing on lofting the ball rather than driving it on the ground. So she worked the count, swinging at things defensively and judging balls that were outside or inside the strike zone, finally drawing a walk as, with three and two, and after several fouls, Reiko took advantage of having timed Asakami's moves to steal second, forcing Asakami to a defensive pitch to Yumiko, which missed. This put things in the hands of the Swords second baser, Ikuko, who was uneasily aware that she was not the team's best hitter, and who had been little tested up to that point. Focusing on the ball, and remembering Ranma's half-gestured advice, she let a fastball go by just on the outside edge of the plate, ignored an off-speed pitch just a little further out, tracked a fastball inside the plate, but did not swing, and finally connected, hammering a fastball that got just a little bit to close to the middle of the plate in a screaming line drive up the very middle of the diamond, just over Asakami's head and into center field. Manami swept home to a tumultuous cheer from her bench, and Maya, coaching third base, frantically winmilled her arms to wave Reiko home as well. But Kurojima, charging from center scooped up the ball and put his all into a long rainbow strike to Akamura, who caught the ball standing at home plate and tagged Reiko out in a dust-raising collision, getting the tag down as Reiko slid into his blocking leg. Swords team-members swarmed from the dug-out and base paths, carrying Manami and Reiko in their wake, and pounced upon Ikuko, cheering. Maya apologized to her and Reiko, but was pulled into the group dog-pile and cheered and pummeled anyway. Calmly Ranma walked over to Hachisuka-sensei, who was chewing on his mustaches and fuming. Almost snarling, though not at Ranma, he savagely listed his team's failings at performing the "basic skills of the Game, by Susano-o!" Ranma nodded calmly and proposed another test game, in three weeks time. Receiving assent, she walked away towards her celebrating students, gathered them up by eye and ushered them off to the changing rooms, where she dissected the game's events in the calm, whimsical manner that Akane had privately dubbed 'Ranchan-sensei's Chewing Out Stealth Shtick' (Because it felt like you had been beaten with a stick, but only after it was over and you had time to think about it.) Hachisuka-sensei also gathered his team and dragged it off. He, too, then brought them in for a closer examination of their play. It is doubtful, however, that anyone would have characterized it as 'calm' or 'whimsical' in any fashion. At the end of the day, however, the Swords went away happy. Ahead, behind, or tied on points, they knew what the game had really been about. It's not what the scoreboard says, at the end of the day. It's whether you win or lose. How you play the game just determines if the scoreboard reflects reality. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Furinkan Blue Thunderclouds, Boy's Baseball Team Fujikana Tadakatsu, Coach, Sensei, Furninkan PE Chief. Kiyoshima Taro, First Base Takenuma Masaki, Second Base Iwada Tadao, Third Base Higashiita Shuichi, Shortstop Akamura Yoshifumi, Catcher Ishita Shigeaki, Right Field Kurojima Toshiharu, Center Field Aosaki Tetsuyuki, Left Field Asakami Sanetada, Ace Pitcher Yokoue Ichiro, Closer Fukashimo Shigemori, Pitcher Itasawa Hiroshi, Pitcher Kitani Kei, Pitcher Yonezawa Akihiko, Pitcher Kitazaki Hidekazu, Pitcher Maebayashi Senzo, Star Pinch Hitter Hashioka Shunji, Reserve Infielder Sugihata Masashi, Reserve Infielder Matsubata Noriaki, Reserve Outfielder Mizunaka Yoshisuke, Reserve Outfielder Minamiki Yutaka, First Base Coach Nishisaki Goemon, Third Base Coach Furinkan Swords, Girl's Baseball Team Bushiko Ranma, Coach, Sensei, Star Pitcher Tendo Akane, Star Player Uchimoto Rieko, First Base Bashisaka Ikuko, Second Base Okatsuka Satoko, Third Base Tatabayashi Etsuko, Shortstop Mizuyama Namie, Catcher Muraki Asami, Right Field Nakauchi Manami, Center Field Tawashimo Yumiko, Left Field Motonaka Momoko, Ace Pitcher Tsukano Mariko, Closer Ikehashi Nanami, Pitcher Morioka Nozomi, Pitcher Shimaita Kazuko, Pitcher Tanishita Hatsuyo, Pitcher Hayashikawa Aiko, Reserve Infielder Nobashi Tadako, Reserve Infielder Hashiike Remi, Reserve Outfielder Yamamizu Izumi, Reserve Outfielder Sakamori Ayame, First Base Coach Tahayashi Maya, Third Base Coach ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Author's Note: This section grew out of three causes. First, I want to show Ranma's integration into the environment of Furinkan. Having to run a baseball team, along with other things, will eventually result in plot fodder of a rather important nature. Also, Matches and practice and such are an important part of the school scene, and I get a little tired of the gymnastics theme. Second, my home-town baseball team, the Atlanta Braves, tanked in a most un-amusing manner at the end of the season last year, and I felt like ranting about it. Also, I hear that fanfic-ing can lead to therapy. :) Finally, I felt, for some reason, that the last third of chapter six needed to be a bit longer, so I generated some plot. In looking back over it later, I realized that Chapter 6 part C already had enough happening, and also that baseball, written out, is ... unexciting, if you aren't a fan. So I moved the whole plot section to a side arc, which is, after all, what side arcs are for. With some reasonable luck, the _next_ part won't take me four months. 'Til then, Eric Hallstrom, 3/27/2K